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Really?

This wasn't what I was expecting. I thought you were going to make fun of Newgrounds or something like that. You instead made an annoying loop of a kid fapping it to Hentai. Not everyone tickles their pouch to Hentai. I find it rather amusing. The thing I hated the most was the voice machine saying "hen-tay". You should have dicked with the spelling to make it say the correct pronunciation, which is more like "hen-tie".
Good luck next time!!

Not horrible

You did a decent representation, it was just too slow. One major thing you really need to add is sound. Add 3 types of sound: speech, sound effects, and background music. All three are essential to do a successful flash of Shakespeare here on Newgrounds. What did the school project entail that you do? Did you really get an A+? I'm not being sarcastic, I really want to know.

That was just horrible.

I'm sorry, that sucked. It had nothing to do with flash.
Step 1 to making it better, use flash.
Step 2, use an original idea.
Step 3, don't use horrible actors.

I hope this helps your future submissions.

p.s. If you curse at the reviewers, it only shows that we are right and you are immature.

RobbieGagg responds:

Look Man It is on Flash video and is Not a FUCKING CRAP IS GOING TO BE A COOL MOVIE SO I DID MAK
THAT FUCKING FLASH MOVIE VIDEO NOW GET OUT OF MY MUTHAFUCKING FLASH MOVIE CLIP DO YOU
UNDERSTAND.? or If You DO UNDERSTAND Otherwise I GOING TO SHIT ARE FUCKING FLASH MOVIE OR MUTHAFUCKING GAME AND MAK SCRAWNY DO YOU COMPREHEND?

Wow.

I just noticed there was a series on Newgrounds I hadn't seen and I jsut finished watching all the episodes. That was fantastic. You really know how to write a story. I just ordered the book and volume one of Reanimated and I'm about to burst with anticipation of them getting here. Are you still wanting donations to make a movie? I would be more than glad to give a few bucks.

Great job. Hope to see you in theaters.
Shintoku.

Why?

First off, I gave your submission of "Pass It On" a three. Whether or not I agreed with your story, I gave it a descent score. Now that I see you released the same video, called it something else, and did relatively nothing to it, it made me wonder if you want to be a newgrounds artist, or if you just want to spread your global warming speech as much as possible without doing much more work. If you had extended it or something, that would be different, but the only difference is that it's faster. Try to actually improve on the product before reselling it.

Good

I normally don't like th clock stories, but this one had an actual plot and a good one at that. Good job!!!

Twist-Chao06 responds:

Thanks but FUCK IT GOT A WORSER SCORE THAN THE OTHER TWO AND I FUCKING SPENT MORE FUCKING TIME ON IT.

Not horrible

This wasn't horribly done. It needed more fluid movements from the characters. It needed to be longer/have more deaths. Also, you could have named it:
MADNESS: F.O.R.U.M.. You have a very similar style.

Kreid responds:

the name is files of random uselessness to me, it isnt the name of this film the F.O.R.U.M. series is just random flash films that i didn't bother with much so they aren't my best pieces of work.

I really like this

This is pretty good! The only real problems are the length, which you already explained it's going to be a game, and near the end when it zooms in to his fist while he is killing the other character, it isn't matched together.

I like all of the characters. It would be funny to put Tom Cruise on one team and Katie Holmes on the other. Just think about it.

Hell yeah!

That pussy got what it deserved!!

Nice parody

That's exactly what happens here, all the time. Not the killing, but the shitty flash. You forgot to kill Xombie! He's still on the loose!!! FUCK!!!

RSQViper responds:

Ah, fuck! Xombie!

Actually there were a lot of popular ones we had to cut out because the length of the movie was getting long and the length of the song as short. We got extra kills by putting in that "pee" scene so we could basically start the song over again.

You know that feeling you get when you stand up too fast after you have laid down for a while? That's how I always feel.

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